The Jormas     
      presents      
                    
The Pipos and T}}hi!
        our         
   furious females  
                    
      Credits:      
                    
Starring:  The Pipos
               T}}hi
Digitizing:   Tapani
Code:         Vesuri
Music:        Vesuri
GFX: PiirakkaMunalla
                    
                    
                    
                    
 Welcome to the show
of our lovely ladies
                    
 This intro was made
  because of their  
       request      
                    
 -We are the Pipos- 
  and we're going   
    to get you!     
                    
  (T}}HI RAISKAA)   
                    
                    
                    
   We want you to   
 kam tuu te reivit. 
                    
  Fyffelifyffeli!!  
   -T}}HI rapes-    
                    
Sininen ja s|hk}inen
  tekoturkistalja   
tuolissa on VeSURIn.
                    
   Keimo on Keimo   
   vaikka voissa    
      paistas!      
                    
 H|lsningar to TCL. 
                    
                    
 Bakstr}m huihattaa 
j|lleen.Joskus Taas.
                    
  Ich bin zu faul.  
  Ich was the one   
    who did it.     
                    
   Latest JUoRuS:   
  Piirakka Munalla  
   had eaten some   
    Jormones and    
  his haukkari had  
 grown! He had also 
 gained some extra  
   weight. Awful..  
                    
                    
 Contact the Jormas 
                    
   Puuppolan Vaari  
  Aittoniementie 18 
    40270 Palokka   
      Finland       
                    
 Meet the Pipos at  
   L|t|k}n reivit   
    or write to:    
                    
     The Pipos      
  Viikkil|nraitti 7 
    40950 Muurame   
      Finlandia     
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
 Contact the Jormas 
                    
   Jormas Mail Hq   
Tervaruukinkatu 14 A
  41160 Tikkakoski  
      Finland       
                    
  Catalysators for  
       sale!        
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
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KYLLIKSI HOPSU HULAA
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  Do you need a DJ  
   to your raves    
(ACiD,Gabber,Trance)
                    
Or a HardGabber Band
  called Zyklon-B?  
                    
   Then write to:   
                    
      DJ.HOFFi      
       PL.12        
    70501 KUOPIO    
      FINLAND       
                    
                    
                    
                    
   I saw a dream    
  I disintegrated   
                    
   I've never felt  
  anything like it  
                    
     Here I fly     
   in the custody   
    of misty sky    
                    
 Why don't you try  
  to join me and    
 do something right 
                    
                    
                    
  Piirakka Munalla  
     was tired.     
  Eik} t|m| olekaan 
   minun kyytini?   
                    
   Vesurisurisuri   
   was a bit sick   
   while creating   
     this intro     
  His dustleecher   
  didn't smell too  
 great but it wasn't
 actually his fault 
     or was it?     
 Joulusiivous rules 
                    
                    
DJ. Mark Copper suxx
  but who doesn't.  
                    
  Armageddon could  
    rule anyway.    
                    
  So why don't you  
   meet some of us  
at Lutakko 31-Dec-94
                    
 No CrashBoomBanging
   this year, who   
     needs that.    
                    
 Just trr.r..rprr.. 
                    
                    
     This intro     
  will be reviled.  
   It's life, son   
                    
  If you're having  
 an awful problem.. 
   Try artificial   
    insemination    
   to gain power.   
                    
  I am only lonely  
                    
    Reptile wins    
                    
      Fatality      
                    
                    
  It's time to end  
    this text and   
   let you take a   
   better look at   
   these pictures   
    because HEY!    
   You know, it's   
   Christmas time   
        NoW!        
                    
So all you out there
                    
   Merry Christmas  
         and        
   Happy New Year!  
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
  Well be back in   
    Urea Leak 33    
  the Joulu-urea!   
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
    End of text.