A N T H R O X ARE BACK WITH ANOTHER MINTRO RELEASED IN AUGUST! WELLL... I HOPE YA ARE SITTING COMFORTABLY.. AND READY FOR OVER 30 MINS OF SCROLLY... OK LETZ GET THE BOLLOX STARTED ... HOW ABOUT SOME CREDITS? NAH? TUFF SHIT HERE THEY COME: - CODING AND THIS FONT BY RETALIATOR - - LOGO BY SHADOW AND MORKIE - - MUSIC BY THE DARK KNIGHT - SCROLLYSTUFF BY RETALIATOR, MUNGO, POT-NOODLE, THRASH, SPROG!!, AND STEPHAN ... OOOOOKKKK RIGHT YO WOT NOW? FUCK KNOWS! ERMMMMM.... WELL THIS IS RETALIATOR 'ERE ... RELAXING (??) TO SUM ANTHRAX ... WELL IM NOT GONNA WRITE MUCH COZ I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IM PISSED BORED TO BE HONEST! ... ITS SUNDAY...CRAP WEATHER...BORING!... ... OTHER THAN THAT, TODAY COULDNT BE BETTER! OR WORSE! ... BY THE WAY IF YOU WANNA SPEED UP THE SCROLLY, THROW YOUR MONITOR OVER THE EDGE OF A CLIFF... ... DUM DE DUM! A QUICK MESSIE TO SHOCKWAVE / CYTAX : THANX FOR THE CALL FROM REWARDS PLACE... I WAS EXPECTING YOU TO BE DOWN THE ROAD OR SUMMAT! .... AND WHILE IM AT IT A FEW HELLOS TO: (IN AYE TO ZED ORDER) AMOK / COMA BIRDY BOMBER / ANARCHY BUBBLER / SANITY DR. AMIGO / ALPHAFLIGHT FRAP / DIGITAL HEATBEAT / REBELS JETAZA LORD FLIGHT / IPEC ELITE NEVERMIND / AMONIA ORION / EQUINOX PHAZER / EXTREME SIGMA SEVEN / ABANDON SKYNIGHT / ODYSSEY SURFER / SILENTS TMB / SCOOPEX TOUGH ONE / AMONIA TRIX / REBELS WARLORD / FAIRLIGHT ... NOW SOMEONE ELSE CAN TYPE SUMMAT! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE............. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! DESKS! BOUNCING DESKS!! THE KNUCKLES ARE COMING TO EAT ME!!! WELL YET AGAIN IT IS MUNGO HERE TYPING A FEW USELESS SYLLABLES TO FRIGHTEN AND DISTURB YOU... I SAW A PENGUIN TODAY.. IT WAS BLUE AND HAD GLOWING RED EYES.. SO I CHASED IT DOWN THE STREET.. WHEN I CAUGHT THE PENGUIN IT TOLD ME THAT ITS NAME WAS DENZYLL (IT WAS AN AFRO-CARIPENGUIN (?)).. I ASKED IT HOW OLD IT WAS BUT IT JUST KEPT ON ASKING FOR ITS ICE-BERG.. IT BECAME QUITE BORING JUST LISTENING TO A PENGUIN ASKING FOR AN ICE-BERG,SO I WENT HOME AND HAD A FEAST OF CARPET AND WINDOW POLISH... OK THAT WAS MY STORY FOR THIS SCROLLER,WASNT IT SHITE? WELL YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE I GUESS ANYWAY I FEEL LIKE SENDING OUT A FEW GREETINGS... ALLOS GO TO SEEN OF ALLIANCE DESIGN (HAVE YOU DECIDED YET?? ILL CALL YOU SOON!) - DIDDLE OF SANITY (CHEERS FOR THE REPLY.. SOZ FOR MY DELAY IN SENDING BACK!) - SPEEDHAWK OF TSB (NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU!) - EZY OF QUBE (LETS GET PISSED AGAIN!!! YEAHH!) - HAVOK OF QUBE (HAHAHA! BET YOU DONT LIKE CELERY!! HOW MANY BITS OF BREAKFAST UNDER YOUR PLYMSOLE??) - EGGBERT OF FISHYSOFT - STEFAN OF ANTHROX (YO STEP ON! HOWZ IT GOIN? BAAAAAD NEWS BOUT THAT FREAKY PHONE BILL!! FIVE MINS IT IS!!) - MR.BIG OF ANARCHY (ALLO JON! CHEERS FOR THE NICE PACKAGES!) - MYSTIK (ALWAYS NICE TO CHAT WITH YOU!! COOL GFX!) - ZORBA OF COMA (CHEERS FOR THE REPLY! MC DISK IS COOL!) - MOLE OF ANARCHY (ARE YOU STILL ALIVE OR WHAT?! URRY UP ARRY!!! UUUUUURGH!).... AND LAST BUT NOT IN ANY WAY LEAST A HUGE FUCK OFF SKINHEAD OF A GREET TO ALL SHITHEAD MEMBERS OF UNITY! WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING TWATS!!! OOOOH ARGON UK AND FLASH UK!! OOOH YOU ARE SO BIG!! SO ABSOLUTELY HUGE!! WHY DONT YOU JUST FUCK OFF BACK TO THE LAMER PARADISE FROM WHENCE YOU CAME? YOU ARE BOTH GETTING THE UK SCENE A BAD NAME WITH YOUR PARASITIC LAMENESS!!! YOU ARE BOTH GONNA DIE HORRIBLY!! COMPARED TO YOU JAZZCAT AND SABREWULF ARE ELITE!!!! SPECIAL MESSAGE TO MAGIC MUSHROOM - OH MY GAWD ARE YOU UGLY!!! JESUS CHRIST YOURE THE UGLIEST LITTLE GARGOYLE FACED TURD IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!! HOW COULD YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO SEND A PICTURE INTO THE EUROCHART??! YOUR FACE MUST BE THE WORK OF SATAN!!!! OR PERHAPS YOUR FATHER ATTACKED YOUR FACE WITH A HAMMER WHEN YOU WERE A SMALL CHILD?? THEY THREW THE WRONG BIT AWAY WHEN YOU WERE BORN MAN!! OH - A SMALL TIP TO IMPROVE YOUR PATHETIC FEATURES.. TRY SOAP AND WATER... MAYBE SHAMPOO IF YOUR FEELING REALLY ADVENTUROUS!!! ANYWAY - WE HAVE A NEW MISSION IN LIFE... PUNITY WILL REST IN SHIT!!! THAT IS OUR PURPOSE!!! YOU BIG HEADED MOTHERFUCKERS JUST DONT DESERVE TO LIVE!!! BUT OK.. ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP! WELL THERES NOT REALLY THAT MUCH ELSE TO TALK ABOUT! I DO SO ENJOY SLAGGING OF FLASH UK AND ARGON UK!! TAKES ME RIGHT BACK TO THE OLD T.H.R. DAYS!!! FUN FUN FUN!!! HEHEHEHEHE... PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL FLASH SLAGGINGS APPLY ONLY TO THE TURD LIKE UK DIVISION OF FLASH - MESSAGE TO FLASH PRODUCTION DK... WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A LAME UK SECTION OF YOUR GROUP???? YOU GUYS ARE COOL AND YOU DO NOT NEED SHITHEADS LIKE MAGIC MUSHROOM E.T.C.. DRAGGING YOU DOWN!!! OK THIS IS MUNGO OF ANTHROX SIGNING OFF WITH A SPLIM A SKIP AND A WIBBLE WHIP WHIP!!! GREENGUAGE PEOPLE!! HI POT IS HERE AGAIN... HMMMM NOT MUCH TO SAY TODAY!... WELL I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS LITTLE INTRO THAT RETALIATOR HAS DONE!!... NICE LOGO AS WELL BY SHADOW AND MORKIE... HO HUM!! BORED... HMM TIME FOR ANOTHER APPLE PIE THINGY... MUNCH MUNCH... MMM YUM! MR. KIPLING MAKES FINE CAKES! BUT CAN THEY FIT UP MY ARSE?? ERM ERM ERM ! WELL WHAT HAS HAPPENED TODAY... HMMMMMMM FUCK ALL! GOT UP THIS MORNING (WELL MIDDAY) AND WAS HAVING BREAKFAST WHEN MARVIN PHONES ME ABOUT HIS MODEM SO I HAVE TO TAKE MINE APPART TO TELL HIM WHAT IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE! HO HUM! YES AN INTERESTING START TO THE DAY!.. AND NOW 5 HOURS LATER I AM SITTING HERE WRITTING SCROLLTEXT SO I MUST BE BORED.. (BUT NOT BORED ENOUGH TO LOAD UP DPAINT...)... SHIT I HOPE A COOL GAME COMES OUT SOON!! COZ ITS GETTING VERY BORING!!!... WHENS THUNDERHAWK RELEASED?? THAT LOOKS WORTH THE MONEY! (YES I PAY FOR THINGS!!) LIKE GUNSHIP WAS ON THE 64... HMM HMM WELL! TIME FOR MY GREETS AGAIN! THIS TIME IN UPLOADER CHART ORDER: GORGON - SLAYER/FAIRLIGHT - SPIRAL/PSEUDO-OPS - MEGADRIVE/QUARTEX - THE ROGUE - SQUIZ/ANTHROX (WHO IS ON HOLIDAY! LUCKY CUNT HE IS!) - CYPHER (CLIMBIN FAST MAN!) - SPROG!!/ANTHROX (WHO IS ABOUT TO GO ON HOLIDAY! FUCK EVERYONE IN ATX GOES ON HOLIDAY!... THOUGH I DOUBT ANYONE WILL NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE!!) - STEELY DAN/QUBE (WHO JUST GOT BACK FROM HOLIDAY!! HAHA NICE POSTCARD YA SENT ME!) - MANIAC (WHO ISN'T ON HOLIDAY (I THINK!))... ALSO HI TO MARVIN (STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT GETTING 3 MILLION CPS!!) AND DAN/CRYSTAL (I HOPE SPENDING 3 HOURS OPTIMIZING THE ANSI IN YOUR ADD WAS WORTH IT! HAHA SHIT IT WAS FUN!...)... HMM WELL! WHAT IS THERE TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN MY VERY INTERESTING LIFE.. HMMMM NEW METALLICA ALBUM OUT TOMOROW!... AND ERM.... ERMM..... SHIT THERE MUST BE SOMETHING ELSE!!... HMM MOVING?? NAH THAT'S FUCKIGN HASTLES... AH FUCK IT NOTHING INTERESTING AT ALL GUNNA HAPPEN BESIDES THE ALBUM...... OH WELL FUCK THAT LETS FUCK UP THIS FONT! I BET IT DOESNT HAVE ANY THINGIES... LIKE IN THE WORD DON'T.. WELL IF YOU GET A THINGY THEN THE FONT DOES! BUT IT PROBOBLY DOESNT!!! SO HAVE SOME WIERD CHARS!: .... .... WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU??? AH WELL LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO LAMERS! (LIKE ME!) NAH I MEAN PEOPLE WHO PROMISE YA SOMIT AND DONT DO SHIT... WHEN YA MAKE A PROMIS YA SHOULD STICK TO IT!... IVE STARTED A COUPLE OF PEOPLE OUT ON THE MODEM SCENE BY GETTIN EM ACCESS AND LETTING EM BORROW SOME CREDS.. AND AT THE START THEY ALL SAY COOL MAN ILL REPAY YOUR FAVOUR AND ALL THAT SHIT!... YEH WELL MOST OF EM DONT! THEY JUST GET AN HST MODEM AND STRAIGHT AWAY THEY THINK THE WORLD REVOLVS AROUND THEN!... THEY SAY IM TOO ELITE TO NOW IM ONLY CALLING THE STATES YEH WELL TO THOSE PEOPLE THANX ALOT FOR REPAYING ME WITH FUCK ALL!! AND KEEP ON CALLING THE STATES WITH THE CARDS YOU BUY! HAHA YEH YOU ARE ELITE HONEST HAHA.. I DONT THINK ILL BOTHER HELPING PEOPLE ANYMORE IF THEY JUST USE ME! MAYBE THATS WHATS WRONG WITH THE MODEM SCENE BUT OH WELL!! ITS A FREE WORLD AND EVERYONE IS ALLOWED TO SUCK IF THEY WANT TO ...SHIT IVE WRITTEN TOO MUCH FOR THIS LITTLE INTRO SMINTRO SEXTRO BOLLOKTRO ONEPARTANDTOOMUCHSCROLLTEXTRO... SO YADNIKUFESIN TO ALL YA ANTHRAX FANS WHO MIGHT KNOW WHAT IM ON ABOUT!! ZIJU!..... SCREW YA ALL!! EET FUK! NOW HEREZ THRASH TYPIN' ... HELLO ... IS THERE ANYBODY IN THERE ? ..... JUST NOD IF YOU CAN HEAR ME ... IS ANYBODY HOME ? ...........BAAAAAAAAAA!!! MAD, TOTALLY STARK RAVING MAD!!!! YUP THATS RIGHT,JUST TO SPOIL YOUR QUIET SUNDAY EVENING THE GUYS IN ANTHROX MANAGED TO SMUGGLE ME A KEY TO THE CELL DOOR. NICE IDEA THAT ONE! THEY NEVER THOUGHT THAT ANYBODY WOULD TRY TO GET A KEY TO ME IN THE BOTTOM OF MY NEW SUPPLY OF CRAYONS!! THANKS HYDRO.. GOT ANY BLADES??? (SLIT). ERMMM XERP! ...... SPOSE I MAY AS WELL USE THE TIME TO GREET SOME OF THE FEW PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY MANAGE TO SQUEEZE JIFFY BAGS UNDER THE DOOR.. I WOULD OF COURSE START OFF WITH ALL THOSE NICE PEOPLE IN ANTHROX BUT IVE NOW GIVEN UP FUCKIN HOPE (AND SHEEP! BAAAAAA , GET DOWN MATILDA) BUT I SPOSE ILL HAVE TO GREET THEM ANYWAY. ALSO HI TO STARRAY OF FRANTIC (SEND SOON MATS, SORRY FOR MY DELAY BUT THESE MEN IN WHITE COATES ONLY LET ME OUT TO THE POST-OFFICE WITH AN ARMED GAURD AND WITH ME HERE,THERE ARENT MANY OF THEM LEFT WITH ARMS !!! (SLIT)) ALSO HI TO BANDIT (HOPE YOU GET YOUR MODEM SOON MATE CAUSE THEY DO ALLOW ME A TELEPHONE CALL ONCE A DAY!!) LASTLY (CAUSE I CAN HEAR A GUARD COMING) GREETZ TO ASTROPATH OF TMD. THANKS FOR ALL THE GREAT SENDS.. SPOSE THAT MUST BE IT FOR NOW. SORRY IF I MISSED YOU OUT BUT THE BRAINS GONE A BIT DEAD AT MY OLD AGE! CLICK...... HEY GIMME THOSE FUCKIN CRAYONS BACK YA GIT!!!! WHATDAYAMEAN A KEY .......... WHAT FUCKIN KEY???? GIMME,GIMME,GIMME (BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAA) YOU LEAVE MY FUCKIN SHEEP ALONE ...... NO! NOT THAT WAY ROUND!!!! ........... MUMBLE,MUMBLE, AZTECH,MUMBLE,MUMBLE,DISKS,MUMBLE,MUMBLE MMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAADDDDD TATATATATATATATATATATA TILL THE NEXT TIME.. CLICK YOOOOOOOO ONCE AGAIN ITS ME TO ROCK YA WITH MY LYRICS OF TERROR (AND ALL THAT DENYA!) SO ITS THE ONE AND ONLY SPROG!! THE GUY WHO PUT THE MEANING IN THE WORDS LIKE RESPECT ,, BAD BOYE ,, RUDE BOYE ,, AND ALL MY OTHER PHRASES! I HAVE JUST FINISHED (ALMOST!) PACKIN FOR MY MIGHTY HOLIDAY WITH THE BOYEZZ WE R GOING TO CORFU AND NO I WILL NOT BE BRINGING MY COMPUTER HAHAHAAH HAVE JUST BEEN LISTEN TO THE NEW REBEL MC ALBUM (WICKED!) RUSH OUT AND BUY ONE NOW! HARDCORE RESPECT TO THE RUB-A-DUB BAD BOYE HAAH! YO DJ AZZY-A I GOTTA GET SOME SOUNDS OF YA! MUTHA! OKEY SO WE SEE THAT CYRUS R BACK??? HMMM SO ROBO WAS GOING ON AND OH YEAH THANKS FOR KEEPIN ME IN TOUCH!?? IM SO PLEASE YOU TOLD ME WHAT WAS GOING ON!?? GET YA BRO TO DO ME A COUPLE OF TAPES!??? RESPECT.. TAS HMM YOUR CODING HAS GOT ALOT BETTER!!! I MUST SAY! NOT TO MUCH TO SAY THIS TIME AS ITS LATE IM TIED AND HAVE A MISSION! HAHAH! SO I WILL END MY PART OF THE MIGTHY SCROLL BOLLOXS! WITH SOME GREETS! OKEY IN NO! YES NO SPECIAL ORDER! BEAST YA KEEP THE BOARD RUNNING MY BOY! AND SORT THE TAPES OF WAREZ OUT FOR ME THANKS! BOMBER (HAHAHAHA 2-1 !!!DO YA UNDERSTAND! WHY NO MESSAGE!!) WARLORD (HAHA RULIN THE SCENE WITH HIS TRUTH!!! ONE TIME MISTER BAD BOYE!) GRAFFITI YO MAN!!! SAFE! PLUNDERER HMMM PULL YA PHUMB OUTTA YA ARSE!?? 2MAD NICE TO SEE YA AGAIN MAN! I'LL GET A LOAD OF 'E' TABS FOR NEXT TIME AHAHAH YA STILL NEVER HAVE AS MUCH ENERGY AS ME! HYDRO YO MAN THANKS TO THE BEST! I'LL SPEAK TO YA SOON AND I'LL WRITE A SCENE REPORT ON ALL THE FANNY IN CORFU! AHAH! MUNGOID HELLO BRO WHERE R YOU!?? ZARCH HAHAHAAH FUCK HARD MAIL ON ARCADIA KEEP IT UP! XACT YA FUCK COOL MAN GLAD YA CALL KEEP THE WORK UP! CALL THE BEST CAL!!! THE BEST C.A.L.! IF YA CAN'T GET THE NUMBER YA LAME! ALSO CALL ARCADIA PLEASE!??? SORRY BOYEES!?? JESTER YO! WAREMONGER YO! HOW IT GO AND ALL THAT THE SURGE! WILL HAVE THAT STUFF READY FOR YA SOON SPEAK TO YA WHEN I GET BACK OFF HOLIDAY! QUARTEX! YO!!! GROUP GRETINS TO ALL! HYBRID YO MAN YOUR THE BEST!??? BABE!?? ZORRO YO HOME BOYE CHILLIN OUT HA??? OKEY GONNA HAND THE MIC TO ANOTHER TO DO DAMAGE TO ALL OH YEAH!! SHEPARDS PIE AND CHAPS!! PLEAZEEE!!!??????? WELL NEXT WRITER COMING UP AND IT IS THE SUPERLASERGIGANINJASENSATIONALEVERLIVINGYEAHYEAH DUDE !! THE MASTER OF DISASTER .... THE LORD OF WISDOM .... THE SHOGUN OF BLOOD .... THE VIOLATOR OF LAWS .... THE SWEDISH MANIACO !! THE ONE AND UNREPLACEABLE - - S T E F A N - - OF ANTHROX !! WELL I GUESS THE LAST WORD WAS NOT NEEDED BUT IT JUST GOT THERE IN TIME FOR THE SHOW !! WELL ...... EHH ..... EHHH ...... OOPS !! WELL IT SEEMS LIKE THAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT ALL THE GOOD IDEAS HAVE LEFT ME AND LEFT IS THE ONE THING I DID NOT WANT TO WRITE ..... THE INSANE STUFF !! OTHER MEMBERS TAKE GOOD CARE OF THAT SECTION !! (KONICHI WA MUNGO-SAN !!) BUT IT SEAMS THAT I HAVE ONLY ONE WAY TO DEAL WITH THE PROBLEM AND IT IS ......... SOME MESSAGES.......... FIRST MESSY FLYES OVER GREAT MOUNTAINS TO OLI + ORLANDO OF BRAINSTORM ...... KONICHI WA !! IT IS ALWAYS NICE TO RECIVE YOUR PACKAGES DUDEZ AND IT IS ALWAYS COOL TOO SEE YOUR MAD AND COOL PRODUCTIONS ORLANDO !! (PINK !!) ZINE IS REALLY GREAT TOO !! I WILL SEND SOME REAL SWEDISH CANDY !! THEN YOUR NAVY STUFF IS OUT OF ORDER OLI !! WELL MY BEST WISHES TO THE OTHER BRAINSTORMERS TOO !! DO NOT STOP AT THE TOP ....... NEXT ONE TO SEEN OF ALLIANCE DESIGN OF QUARTEX HEJ HOPP !! WELL WHAT TO SAY ?? SEE YOU SOME DAY AND I LOOK FORWARD TO SEE THE FUTURE RELEASES OF YOURS .... NEXT MESSY TO THE GERMAN ANARCHIST PINNY !! LET US TALK ONE THE PHONE SOMETIME IF I LEARN GERMAN !! OTHERWISE IT WILL BE ENGLISH !! HI TO YOU TO BOM BOM BOM BER !! (HA HA !!) JESUS !! ALL THIS JOKES NEARLY KILLES ME!! OKEY OKEY !!! WELL I DO NOT SEND A MESSAGE TO MY MOST WEIRD FRIEND !! CAUSE HE IS TOO INSANE !! (CAN YOU RECOGNIZE YOURSELF ?? NO ?? OK MORE CLUES !!) YOU LIVE TO THE EAST OF ME .... YOU LIVE IN A CITY THAT IS NEAR THE CAPITAL OF YOUR COUNTRY !!! HAVE YOU NOT FIGURED IT OUT YET !! OK ...... 10 09 08 07 06 05 04 03 02 01 PROCYON OF EQUINOX !! HI MANIAC !! WHO IS YOUR LAST VICTIM ??? HOW DO YOU GIVE YOUR DOG SATISFACTION ??? ENJOY THE HONOUR OF BECOMING MY MOST INSANE FRIEND !! NEXT ONE TO OUR MIGHY MAN MU MU MU MU MUN MUN MUNG MUNG MUNG? BUNGALO !! HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO OH HO HO HO HO !!! AIN'T I FUNNY ??!! (YOU THE LITTLE BOY IN THE BLUE T-SHIRT !! YES YOU !! WHY DIDEN'T YOU LAUGH ?? I ORDER YOU TO TURN THIS OF CAUSE YOUR NOT IN THE RIGHT MOOD FOR THIS !!) WELL BACK FROM THE AUDIENCE I AM !! SOO LET US GET BACK TO THE MESSY TO MUNGO-SAN !! I LOVE TO GET YOU ALWAYS COOL PACKS AND I LOVE THE CHATS BUT I GUESS THEY WILL HAVE TO DROP ON TIME CAUSE MY PARENTS DON'T LIKE TO RECIVE A BILL WERE IT STANDS THAT SOMEONE HAS MADE AND 45 MINUTES CALL TO ENGLAND !! AND THAT SOMEONE IS ME !! CAUSE WHO ELSE IN MY FAMILY KNOWS ANYBODY IN ENGLAND ?? NO ONE !! AND I CAN'T TELL THEM THAT IT WAS THE WRONG NUMBER OR IT MUST BE A COMPUTER ERROR AT THE PHONECOMPANY !! I AM DOOMED IF I DO IT AGAIN !! FIVE MINUTES !! NOT MORE !! AND NOT TOO OFTEN !! TOO BAD !! YEAH I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE THE TOURIST INFO I SENT YOU !! GREAT PICTURES !! WELL THIS IS A GREAT COUNTRY !! BUT I STILL GO TO SCHOOL !! AND THE NEXT HOLIDAY IS IN THE WINTER !! AND THIS NEW SCHOOL TAKES ALOT OF TIME !! VERY MUCH STUDY !! (HI AGAIN OLI OF BRS !! I UNDERSTAND YOUR HATE TO MATHS BETTER KNOW !! MUCH BETTER !!) OOOPS !! EHH .... EHH ..... OK END OF MESSYS !! DON'T BE SAD IF YOU DID NOT GET ONE !! YOU MIGHT GET ONE LATER ON !! ..... I JUST GOT A NEW MESSY !! IT FLYES TO THE ULTRA HIP HOP PIZZA ...... TMB OF SCOOPEX !! AND IT CONTAINS P I Z Z A !! I AM SORRY FOR MY MEGA DELAYS BUT THE SUN IS TO GOOD TOO ME !! SO I JUST CAN'T SIT INFRONT OF THE AMIGA AND COPY DISKS !!! END OF TRANSMISSION TO AUSTRIA !! WELL I HAVE TWO PUBLIC MESSAGES TOO ..... FIRST ONE TO ..... ALL COMPUTER FREAX IN ASIA (JAPAN,CHINA,HONGKONG,THAILAND) !!! CONTACT ME !! I WANT TO HAVE CONTACTS THERE !! 100 PERCENT ANSWER !! THE OTHER ONE GOES TO EVERYBODY THAT CARES IN SWEDEN AND IS A GOOD CODER OR MUSICIAN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT !! CONTACT ME FOR JOINING THE SWEDISH SECTOR OF THE JOYRIDING A N T H R O X !! WELL IT IS NOW THE 100 HOUR AND IT IS ONE O'CLOCK IN THE NIGHT FOR ALL YOU THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND BETTER !! WELL NEXT STOP AT THIS RIDE OF INSANITY WILL BE AT THE UNDERGROUND LIBARY !! WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE LIBARY OF THE NUTS !! OK LETS BECOME ALITTLE SERIOUS HERE CAUSE BOOKS ARE INPORTANT !! WELL I WOULD LIKE TO RECOMEND SOME BOOKS FOR ALL THE GUYS OUT THERE !! AND THE BOOKS ARE ...... (NO ORDER) SHOGUN - JAMES CLAVELL NOBEL HOUSE - JAMES CLAVELL TAI PAN - JAMES CLAVELL MUSASHI THE SAMURAI PART ONE - EIJI YOSHIKAWA MUSASHI THE SAMURAI PART TWO - EIJI YOSHIKAWA THE HORSE LORD - PETER MORWOOD THE DEMON LORD - PETER MORWOOD THE DRAGON LORD - PETER MORWOOD AND IF YOU WANT TO GET YOUR HANDS ON SOME REAL GOOD BOOKS WITH ACTION AND ALOT OF COMIC THEN GET THE SIX AVAILABLE BOOKS BY JAN GUILLOU !! READ THE ADVENTURES ABOUT THE SWEDISH AGENT THAT MAKES JAMES BOND LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN READ ABOUT THE DUKE CARL GUSTAF GILBERT HAMILTON ALIAS COQ ROUGE SWEDENS SECRET WEAPON TRAINED TO KILL A TRUE MASTER OF ARMS AND COMBAT TRAINED BY THE CIA ...... WELL ENOUGH ABOUT IT !! I DON'T GET PAYED TO DO THIS THING !! BUT THEY ARE SOO GOOD ..... HERE COMES THE TITEL FROM THE FIRST BOOK TO THE NUMBER SIX !! ALSO WITH ALITTLE MARK TO SHOW HOW GOOD THEY ARE ...... 5 IS THE BEST AND 1 IS THE WORST HERE GOES ....... 1. COQ ROUGE (3) 2. DEN DEMOKRATISKE TERRORISTEN (5) 3. I NATIONENS INTRESSE (3) 4. FIENDENS FIENDE (4+) 5. DEN HEDERVARDE MORDAREN (3) 6. VENDETTE (4+) AND THE NEXT BOOK WILL PROBERBLY COME NEXT YEAR .... CAUSE HE RELEASES ONE BEST SELLER ABOUT COQ ROUGE EVERY YEAR ....... WELL I GUESS THE TRAIN HAS TO GO ON NOW ...... TAKE YOUR SEATS ...... WROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM ......... NEXT STATION IS THE MOVIE CORNER !! ........ IF YOU WANT TO SEE A GOOD MOVIE THEN JUST GET YOUR HANDS ON THE 12 HOUR VERSION OF SHOGUN WITH RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN WRITTEN BY JAMES CLAVELL !! AND DIRECTED BY JACK LONDON OK. TAKE YOUR SEATS AGAIN !! WRRROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM CHRASH !!! BLOOD !! SIRENS !!! DESTRUCTION !! COPS AND FIREFIGHTERS RUNNING AROUND !! BLOOOD AND BODIES EVERYWHERE !! WHAT A TERRIBLE THING !! HOW COULD THIS HAPPENED ??!?!? I DON'T KNOW ?? IT WAS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT !! I AM JUST THE EDITOR !! NOT SOME KIND OF GOD !! U STUPID !! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT !! I HAVEN'T DONE YOU ANYTHING !! WHAT DID YOU SAY ??? I RAN OVER YOUR DOG WITH MY FERRARI TESTAROSSA !! HIT THE ROAD BOY !! BEFORE I GET REALLY PISSED OFF !! THE BOY PULLED A BLADE AND I DRAW MY BERETTA 92F AND BLOW HIM INTO ATOMS !! SORRY MUNGO I KNOW YOUR A PEACE LOVER BUT I JUST HAD TO DO IT !! SORRY !! SORRY !! WELL IT IS NOW THE 200 HOUR !! AND THAT IS TWO O'CLOCK IN THE NIGHT FOR ALL YOU THAT DOES NOT HABLA !! COMPRENDE ??? HAI !! STEFAN-SAMA !!!! GOOD !! WELL I AM OF TO THE HOLY REFRIGERATOR NOW TO HAVE A LITTLE NIGHT SERVICE !! AND GRAB A HOLY NIGHT SNACK !! WELL TO MAKE YOUR PROBLEMS ALITTLE SHORTER I WILL NOT TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED AT THE SERVICE !! SOO LETS CONTINUE THE INSANITY ....... YES PLEASE !!!! SCREAM IT IN MY EAR AGAIN AND I'LL LET VIOLENCE TAKE PLACE THE NEXT TIME !! WHAT WILL BE THE NEXT INSANE THING ?? I AM NOT SURE YET SOO LET US JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE ...... . . . . . WHAT RIDE ?? ARE YOU RIDING ?? ARE YOU NOT READING ?? WHAT AM I WRITING THIS FOR THEN ??? I AM NOT EVEN SURE OF THAT MYSELF !! WELL TO DAY IT'S - S U N - DAY AND IT IS OVER 26 DEGREES !! WELL WELL WELL WELL .... I GUESS THIS IS OVER HERE ....... JUST SOME LAST WORDS ...... AN X-TRA HIPHOPSUPERNINJALASERGIGATURBO REGARD TO THE OTHER MEMBERS OF A N T H R O X ALHOA EVERYBODY !! LETS STRIKE AGAIN !!!! WELL I AM SOON FINISHED NOW I AM FINISHED !!! THE MASTER OF DISASTER .... THE LORD OF WISDOM .... THE SHOGUN OF BLOOD .... THE VIOLATOR OF LAWS .... THE SWEDISH MANIACO !! THE ONE AND UNREPLACEABLE - - S T E F A N - - OF ANTHROX IS KNOCKING OFF WITH A BIG KIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ..... .. . WELL THAT'S ALL !!! (PHEW!) ... NO GREETINGS THIS TIME ... NOT MUCH POINT REALLY COZ NOONE READS THIS FAR.... OR DO THEY?!