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V.Terbo wiSHBRiNGER^HOS ^ mOTiVE pOWER/MST | | !aLL uSR mODEMS! pYXiS/CCN ^ sCHWABENpOWER/HLM! | | | | aMiGA 4ooo/o4o pOWER! eLiTE^pC^xTD^rEQ^cRAZYaCiD wE hAVE iT aLL! | |___________________________________________________________________| tHiS fiLE wAS uPLOADED bY Gary&Wyatt ^ -{÷}- £¦§Æ '96 -{÷ pASSED hERE oN 03-28-1996, 19:30:17 aT nODE 01 @BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ _ _ __ __ ___________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | | | _______ / ¦ | ¯¯¦ ¦--- | - \ PRESENTS: #006 ¦ .- - `------------^-----' - - - - - - - - -' ¦ REPLY TO THE FILE 'SMOOTH.TXT' BY ADO : : PLUS SOME IMPORTANT NEWS FROM : THE LISA KOLEKTIV `------------------------------------------> @END_FILE_ID.DIZ ___ ¦ ¦_______________ -------------------------| | | / __ \ \------------------------- | || | \___ \ / T L I S A | ||--| | \ ¯¯¯¯\ | || L I S A K O L E K T I V | ·| | ||. \ // ¯ || K O L E K T I V |:. | | ||::. / ·/ T. ·| -------------------------|::.. | ·|::::. \:.|::.\------------------------- `------¦ ¦---------^-^----· ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ «÷» L A M E R S · I N · S E R I O U S · A G O N Y «÷» ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ It looks like we're very popular! I noticed that some other dude, who calls himself 'THE ADO KOLLECTIV' is trying to immitate us by spreading the real name and address of Smoothcriminal. WOW, you must be one of the coolest persons walking around these days. > jO, welkom to a even higher form of killing. - Well, you're obviously Dutch. 'Welkom' doesn't sound English to me. > wE of the ado kollectiv r here to strike back > > aGainst motherfuckers like LISA and smooth. - Hey! He must be talking to us! Let's read on then.... > tOday we got the biggest motherfucker of them all. - No, in fact WE are the biggest motherfuckers. We don't consider Smoothcriminal as 'dangerous' because he has only got a big nazi-mouth. > yEs fans we got smooth criminal. smooth has been known > > tO format really good bulletin board systems like the lab, > > wIchboard, coldslam, and more and irritate sysops scare > > tHe shit out of them - Let's get one thing straight. The only one who managed to format a board where WE, of LISA KOLEKTIV. Smoothcriminal didn't format a single board, he only liked to annoy users/sysops with his lame Nazi-shit. (that is if our information is right...) > tHat this is his actual adress. we are now searching for LISA as > > yOu read this note. we will give their adress next. > - Ah! Well this is interesting. So you are searching for us huh? And do you know where to look then? Believe me: We know more about you then you know about us. Think about that..... > sysops now fight back. if you have a hacker > > sHout our names and we will exterminate them. - Ok, find me. Find me and spread my address. I'll assure you we work very carefully and without any risks. Our textfiles and other releases are checked a MILLION times for any 'secret hints' before we let our spreader upload them to The Undiscovered. You, however, put your text FULL of hints and mistakes and now we know who you are. ==//== Ok now some other stuff I wish to say to the guy who 'busted' Smoothcriminal: You made some serious mistakes in spreading that file, dude! First of all your file was uploaded first on The Undiscovered. Well, the text-add from The Undiscovered told us that some 'fuckface' from '-{÷}- £¦§Æ '96 -{÷}-' uploaded that file. We found out that there was no 'fuckface' account on The Undiscovered, and we know there ain't no 'fuckface' in LISA. Besides that, the file (SMOOTH.TXT) wasn't even there! We do all our spreading through Gary&Wyatt, who upload everything on The Undiscovered. Every so-called 'LISA-RELEASE' that wasn't uploaded by Gary&Wyatt isn't ours. We are the real LISA KOLEKTIV, and we're here to stay. So we don't take your threat serious. Besides, we are almost sure that you are 'Hardsequencer' (better known as Hardlamer to the scene) who is trying to get back at us because we fucked up your harddisk. So Hardlamer: think before you do something, like we do, and don't try to get on our backs, because we know where to find you and your lame friends. (This is not a threat, just a warning). ==/ OTHER NEWS /== We will be more active in fighting lamers. We released one trojan so far and more are coming your way. Our own virus is in development and almost ready for spread, and believe me, it WILL spread! Some plans in board-hits are being made right now, so be careful, you'll be hearing a lot of us in the near future. Trying to stop us is a waste of energy. ==//== I'd like to say thanks to all those nice people who supply us with all those 'cool' textfiles. We really enjoy reading them and we're looking forward to see some lamers (you perhaps?) reply to this one! Signed: NoName/LSA ==//== REPLY HANDLED BY : NONAME OFFICIAL SPREADER : GARY&WYATT ___ ¦ ¦_______________ -------------------------| | | / __ \ \------------------------- | || | \___ \ / T L I S A | ||--| | \ ¯¯¯¯\ | || L I S A K O L E K T I V | ·| | ||. \ // ¯ || K O L E K T I V |:. | | ||::. / ·/ T. ·| -------------------------|::.. | ·|::::. \:.|::.\------------------------- `------¦ ¦---------^-^----· ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ «÷» L A M E R S · I N · S E R I O U S · A G O N Y «÷» ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ .-----------------------------------------------------------------. | | ____.___ .____ nD#1 +31-229-544-442 [33k6] | _\_ | _/_.____ | / .____. _____ nD#2 +31-229-541-442 [33k6] | | | | \| /__| |__\___/_. nD#3 +31-229-544-331 [21k6] | |_________|_____\_/___| | |_______ | | |___________|________| ____/___. aMiGA^cONSOLE | | |_________ | pC^mODS^rEQ | | mANAGEMENT: .______|___________| | | | ____/_. ______ | | mUAD'dIB/mST/rYL | | |__\_. _/. ._____ | | wISHbRINGER/hOS |_________| | |___| _/__. | | pYXiS / cOCAiNE |________| | | | | kILLRAVEN/mST! | | | | | mOTiVE pOWER/mST __|_____________| | | sCHWABENpOWER/HLM _/ ___ |__. | | | \___| |______. | | uPLOADER: Gary&Wyatt | | | ____ |____. | | lOCATiON: -{÷}- £¦§Æ '96 -{÷ |_________| \____| | | | miSCiNFO: 03-28-1996 19:30:17 |____| | | `-----------------------------------------------___|_______|-[t^]-' _/ ___ |__. .___ | \___| | | | | | |_| | |_________|_| | | \____ | |_________| ______ _____ _____ ___.-___ __ _____ _____ ______ _) _Y _Y _Y (__) | _Y __Y _Y (_ \_ | \_ | \_ l_\_ _/\_ \_ _/\_ l_\_ | _/ | | | | | | l | | | l | | | | | l__| l_____l__| l__ l__| l__ l__| l__| | `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' ______ _____ ___.-______ _____ _____ _) ._ Y_ _Y (__) _Y _Y __| \_ |/ / | \_ | \_ | \_ |_\_ _/_ | __/ . | l | . | l | l | l__| l__| l__ l__| l__ l__ | 2F `--' `--' `--' `--' `--' 3nds Ringdown loaded with AMIGA/ASCII/CONSOLE/PSX 4040 26mb 2.5gb cd-rom 33.6ds 28.8ds 16.8ds * MOT!ON HQ * ROYAL DKHQ * TRADERS DREAM HQ * STYLE HQ * * TRSI RECORDZ DKHQ * DREAMCHART HQ * HOODLUM DK HQ * * DATA DIVISION EHQ * POLKA BROS.WHQ * PUZZLE WHQ * THE PROTECTORS ARE: ZINKO^PLAYMATE^SISko^BILBO BAGGIn^NEIL/FLT^BLACK PANTHER/PSG UFOK/MsT^LsD^PsG^iHS^FURY/PSG/M!/SYS/HLM^DELIVERYMAN <0> +45 58ASK4IT <0>