HEY... ONLY 124 SECONDS OF SCROLL, SO READ IT....  HI... I'M EMBARRASSED TO PRESENT.... AN UGLY INTRO CALLED...   PRINTER TROUBLE! (WHAT A LAME NAME). HEY, YOU NEVER HEARD OF US? BUT YOU HAVE NOW ANYWAY... BY THE WAY.. I AM THE SLAMMERMAN OF REDNEX (THE NEW GROUP (FROM DENMARK), REMEMBER?) THE MUSIC WAS DONE BY ME, AND I ALSO DID THE 'CODE'! THE LOGO AND THE FUNFONT WAS PIXELED BY MEGA MADNESS OF DARK AGES. I (MC SLAMMER) WILL TELL YOU A BIT ABOUT THIS INTRO. WE HAVE RELEASED IT JUST BECAUSE WE WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHO WE ARE BEFORE GOING TO THE STATIC BYTES AND PROLOGIC PARTY. REDNEX HAS 3 MEMBERS. MC SLAMMER (CODE AND MUSIC), WSA (GRAPHICS AND MUSIC) AND FINALLY TCCC (CODE (AND GRAPHICS?)). RIGHT NOW WE ARE AT MEGA MADNESS OF DARK AGES'S, AND HE IS DAJING TO WRITE SOME CRAP IN THIS INTRO...   HERE GOES... FIRST A MESSY TO A VERY STRANGE SWAPPER (??) CALLED ... QUACKBUSTER OF STATIC BYTES ...  NAA DIN SKIDE BANALE HUNDESLAGTER, HVORDAN GAAR DET MED DIN STORETAA, VEJER DEN STADIGVAEK OVER 318 KG??? SEE YA AND REMEMBER THAT FRIENDS ARE FOREVER (RIGTIGE VENNER....MELODI, JODLE BRIE) WELL IT IS GETTING VERY HOT HERE AT MY STINKING PLACE (JESPER (TCCC OF REDNEX) IS FARTING ALOT! ADW!) AND WSA IS SAYING ALOT OF BULLSHIT (AS ALWAYS) ... AND AT LAST MC SLAMMER IS TELLING BAD JOKES (ABOUT HULA BULAS) ..... THE MIXER OF DARK AGES WAS HERE TOO....... BUT HE HAD A BRAIN MELTDOWN....(TOO BAD!!)    ANYBODY FOR A LITTLE SCROLLY .......?         NO???? WELL THEN PISS OFF.............                 WC DIG.......