. . . . THUMP! SMASHING START FOR OUR ABSOLUTELYFANTASTICCOOLNEWPRODUCTION (HUH..I THINK THAT WAS ENOUGH) CALLED THE DUPLEX INTRO @ I SUPPOSE YA HAVE ALREADY READ THAT ON THE UPPER SCROLLER.. WELL, ANYWAY. YA MIGHT THINK THIS IS KIND OF SELFISH START BUT HERE COMES THE CREDITS: CODING BY: KING PEAK @ MUSIC BY DRAGON @ WEIRD NAMES FOR WEIRD GUYS.. TO MAKE SURE THAT NOTHING IS FORGOTTEN OUT OF THIS SCROLLER, IT'S TIME FOR PERSONAL 'N SPECIAL GREETINGS . HERE THEY GOES (IN NO ORDER) : EXTABULATOR / VEGA , MURK / SONIC , SLAVE / ?? ...... NORMAL GREETINGLIST YOU CAN READ FROM OUR FOLLOWING DEMO.... IT'S TIME TO TYPE SOME TEXT TO LOWER SCROLLER. DAM, KING PEAK! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT TWO SCROLLERS!?! 'ENTAS SITTEN, ITSEHAN TEIT SIKAPITKAT MUSIIKIT !', WAS KING PEAK'S COMMENT. SORRY, FINNISH READERS, NO SCANDS.. WELL,THAT'S THE LEAST OF MY PROBLEMS. THE WORST IS THAT THE NEIGHBOUR'S BLOODHOUD SEEMS TO BE PRETTY HUNGRY. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEG !!! AT LEAST THE DOG'S APPETITE IS NOW SATISFIED. THE DOG IS HOPPING AWAY WITH MY THIGH-BONE. HEY SLAVE SOMEWHERE IN VESIKOSKI/FINLAND/EUROPE/EARTH/MILKYWAY/?? ! I AM REALLY SORRY FOR THE LITTTTLE DELAY. C'MON, IT WAS ONLY ABOUT A MONTH.. THIS PRODUCT KEPT ME BUSY FOR A WHILE (NOT THE WHOLE MONTH!!). COMMERCIAL BREAK! (CLASSIC..) FOR FRESH STEAKS, CALL OUR NEIGHBOUR'S DOG (WUH WUH, HAU NICE..). OH SHIT! THE DOG'S COMING BACK (I SUPPOSE MY LEG WAS TASTY LAST TIME). MURK/SONIC : WASN'T YOUR DEMOPACK COOL OR WHAT!! CONGRATULATE STARGAZER FOR A NICE TUNE ON THE BBS-INTRO. AND NOW HERE COMES A NEW NAME IN SCENE . SO TAKE THE BOARD WOLFRAM ...... 'SO, PAPA'S GOT A BRANDNEW BAG!' I MUST SAY THAT IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO START WRITING EVEN WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE TWO FUNNY GUYS HAVE WRITTEN BEFORE ME. SO, YOU'D BETTER KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOW READING PROPABLY THE MOST FANTASTICALLY TEXT YOU'VE EVER EVEN DREAM ABOUT! THESE TWO HULIGANES WHO LEFT THIS HOUSE JUST ABOUT A MINUTE AGO WENT BOOZING FOR A WEEKEND AND LEFT ME HERE WRITING! SO PLEASE COME AND RESCUE THIS LITTLE POOR WOLFRAM! P L E A S E ! ! WELL, NOW I HAVE TIME TO WRITE SOME NICE TEXT TO THOSE CREATURES INTRO, EVEN WHOLE WEEKEND. SO TEXT WILL BE COMING..... HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A GROUP CALLED THE IUWIHIU343HHD ? WELL THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I JUST STARTED IT! I'M GETTING GRAZZZY ALL THE TIME, 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING BUT SOME ZZ-TOPS CASSETTES AND THIS FU..(!?) COMPUTER HERE. ANYWAY. HAVE YOU EVER DREAM ABOUT GOOD FAMILY, GOOD FRIENDS AND MONEY? WELL, THESE TWO OLD FRIENDS USED TO HAVE ALL OF IT, BUT THEN APPEARED A COMPUTER, FEW DEMOS AND WOLFRAM. NOW THEY ARE DECLINED! STRANGELY, I STILL WONDER WHY THEY LEFT ME IN THIS LITTLE ROOM FOR A WEEKEND..... DID YOU HEARD THAT? UNBELIEVABLE! THAT WAS SOMETHING! I THOUGHT THAT THIS CASSETTE WAS ZZ-TOP'S, BUT IT IS DRAGON'S EXTREMELY COOL MUZACS COLLECTION. WHAT A GUY! HE REALLY KNOWS WHAT'S HE DOING. THIS CASSETTE WHICH I AM LISTENING ISN'T WORKING. I REALIZED IT NOW. SO I HAVE ALL THE TIME LISTENED THIS INTRO. THAT EXPLAINS THE CASSETTES LABEL. THERE STANDS VERY CLEARILY: ZZ-TOP! WOW! HUMAN CAN MAKE MISTAKES !! WOOW! DO YOU KNOW WHAT? TWO GUYS JUST BROKE IN! THEY HAVE HAD TO READ THIS TEXT BECAUSE THEY CAME TO RESCUE ME! HALLELUJA! HEY! I KNOW THESE BOYS! THEY ARE DRAGON AND KING PEAK! THANK YOU GUYS THOUSAND TIMES! WELL GUYS. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? -WE ARE FROM FINLAND. -??????(FINLAND , WHAT IS THAT???) HEY YOU WERE REALLY FAST! -WE KNOW THATS WHY WE ARE FROM FINLAND. JA SAMA SUOMEKSI: SUOMI ON PARAS PAIKKA MAAILMANKAIKKEUDESSA ! SO I MADE A MISTAKE AGAIN. I THOUGHT THAT THOSE TWO IDIOTS WHO LEFT ME HERE WERE THESE MY TWO OLD FRIENDS. BUT NO! I LIKE THESE GUYS! I MUST SAY MY APOLOGIES TO ALL OF YOU 'CAUSE I CHEATED YOU AND TO DRAGON AND KING PEAK WHO HELPED ME OUT HERE(!) AND SORRY DRAGIE AND KINGIE THAT I THOUGHT THAT YOU LEFT ME HERE AND WENT BOOZING. (I'M SHAMING!!) MY THANKS ARE TRAVELLING TO DRAGON FOR HIS AMAZING MUSIC AND KING PEAK WHO CODED THIS INTRO (WOW!) AND LITTLE MORE(!!!!!) ALSO THANKS TO SAME PERSONS THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY THANKED ALL PEOPLE FOR HIMSELF, FOR DRAGON AND MAYBE FOR ME. I WANT ALSO THANK YOU ALL (IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE) FOR READ ALL THIS TEXT AND UNDERSTOOD IT RIGHT. SO THANKS, AND REMEMBER! THESE TWO GUYS WILL RESCUE YOU TOO!!...... .... AND THAT WAS WOLFRAM OF NO GROUP , HE WROTE QUITE LONG , DIDN'T HE ?!? HERE COMES ONE THING ABOUT NC : I HAVEN'T BEEN VERY LONG A MEMBER OF THIS GROUP , BUT I CAN SAY THAT THIS GROUP IS GREAT BELONG TO !!! SO THIS IS THE END OF THIS SCROLLTEXT . IT WAS GREAT ACHIEVEMENT IF YOU WERE ABLE TO READ ALL THIS TEXT . SO , HAUSKAA PAIVANJATKOA JA NAKEMIIN , BYE ! BYE ! NIKKI CORRUPTIONS @ PRESENTS THE DUPLEX INTRO @ ...... SO LET'S GET TO THE POINT.... IF YOU ARE WAITING FOR GREETINGS SO LOOK TO THE SCROLLER BELOW *** WHAT'S THE IDEA TO PUT TWO SCROLLERS TO ONE INTRO ??? WELL , I DON'T KNOW BUT THIS INTRO HAS TWO SCROLLERS . AND THAT MENT THAT WE HAD TO WRITE TWICE AS MUCH TEXT ... ( AAAARRRGH !!!! ) < < < < I (KING PEAK) MUST SEND GREAT THANKS TO FARQU/NC FOR SOME ADVICES HE GAVE TO ME . SO, THANKS TO YA FARQU !!! < < < < ... IN CASE THAT YOU WANT TO CONTACT NC WRITE TO : KING PEAK .... JUKKA HARJU @ KOSKIVIRRANTIE 14B @ 46910 ANJALANKOSKI @ FINLAND @ OR DRAGON .... MARKO VALKONEN @ ANTONKUJA 3 @ 46910 ANJALANKOSKI @ FINLAND @ OR ROCKET .... JANNE !?! @ HELATIE 3 A2 @ 90250 OULU @ FINLAND @ YES! DRAGON ON LINE . ALWAYS THE HARDEST PART IN THIS KIND OF PRODUCTIONS IS MAKING THE SCROLLTEXTS. YA KNOW , AT FIRST WE THOUGHT THAT WE'LL HAVE SOME TROUBLE WITH THE SIZE OF THIS INTRO . KING PEAK HAD MADE ABOUT 30 KB:S OF SOURCECODE AND I HAD MADE ABOUT 130 KB:S OF MUZAK !!! ORIGINALLY THE TUNE WAS 190 KB:S BIG , BUT I HAD TO CUT THE SAMPLES A LITTLE BIT (LITTLE...) . THERE WAS A PAIR OF ABSOLYTELY FANTASTIC CAR SAMPLES , WHICH I HAD TO REMOVE. WHAT A SHAME ... ANYWAY, IN THIS CASE THE PACKERS ARE A GIFT FROM GODS! WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF YA SAW AN 200 KB INTRO!! ABOUT THE CLASSIFICATION OF THIS PRODUCT : FIRST WE THOUGT TO MAKE A DEMO OF IT , BUT LAZYNESS STROKE STRONGLY AND IT BECAME AN INTRO. BUT INTROS SHOULD INTRODUCE SOMETHING (OR SHOULD THEY?). THIS ONE DOESN'T INTRODUCE ANYTHING ELSE THAN NC ... YA KNOW, WE JUST HAD TO MAKE SOME KIND OF PRODUCT. THAT'S OUR WAY TO STEAM OUT THE PRESSURES AND RELAX ...FOR A WHILE. AFTER ABOUT A WEEK THE ADDICTION COMES AND THE NEED TO MAKE A NEW PRODUCTION . AND THEN COMES AGAIN THE LAZYNESS.. THAT'S THE CYCLE OF LIFE! OK ! NOW IT'S MY (KING PEAK'S) TURN TO WRITE SOME TEXT ABOUT NOTHING . I SEND SOME MESSYS TO SOME PEOPLE ..... EUROSPORT/NC : THANKS FOR GOOD STUFF , KEEP GOING SAME WAY !! EXTABULATOR/VEGA : SEND ME YOUR NEW 'N COOL PRODUCTIONS ... AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST I WANT TO SEND MESSAGE TO ANARCHY : YOUR SYSTEM VIOLATION DEMO WAS MAYBE GREATEST I HAVE EVER SEEN !!! ... THERE IS NO MEMBERLIST OF NC IN THIS INTRO , BUT WHO CARES . YOUR CAN READ IT FROM OUR LATER PRODUCTIONS (IF YOU WANT) . ... YA KNOW THERE IS AT LEAST TWO THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE IN COMPUTER WORLD . THE OTHER IS EPIDEMIC CALLED VIRUS , AND THE OTHER IS A COMPUTER CALLED PC (NOTHING BAD IF YOU LIKE PC , BUT ANYWAY , THAT MACHINE STINKS !!) ... OH YEAH, I MUST MENTION ONE THING WHEN I REMEMBER: THE RELEASING DAY OF THIS INTRO IS SOME DAY IN APRIL, 1991 .... THERE WON'T BE ANY MORE TEXT IN THIS SCROLLER . BYE ! BYE ! AND LET US HEAR ABOUT YOU !!!! 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 <<<<<<<<<<<