CRYPTOBURNERS PRESENTS NEW STUFF! ******************** PRESS RIGHT MOUSE TO CHANGE MUSIC ******************** RELEASE DATE: 12.12 1989 ******************** GREETINGS! IN ALPHA ORDER TO: ABNORMAL ABYSS ACADEMY ACCESSION ACCUMULATORS ACTION FORCE AHEAD ALIVE AMAZE AMIGA ENTERPRISES/ CYBORG POWER SYSTEMS AMIGA FORCE ANIMATE! APEX ATOMIC INTELLIGENCE AVALANCHE! AVENGER! AVOID! BALLCRACKERS BEYOND 2000 BIONIC FORCE BLACK MONKS BLUE UNION BOLERO BOUNTY BRAINSTORM BROWBEAT BYTERAPERS BYTESTAR CARTEL CHANNEL ONE CHAOS AND MEGADEATH! CLONES COLD FUSION CREW COMMAND! COMPLEX! CRIME! CRIONICS CRITTERS CRUSADERS! D*MOB! DELIVERANCE! DEMONS/ALPHA FLIGHT! DIGITAL FORCE DOUBLE DENSITY CREW! DUAL CREW DYNASTY! ERRORS ESA! ETERNITY EUROPE EXCEL U.K FAT AGNUS FATAL ERROR FRAXION! FREEDOM FORCE & A.I G.O.T. GATE AND EXEC! GOONIES! H.C.C. HUMANOIDS! I.B.B. IPEC ELITE IT J-BEAM! K.O.R.T. KEFRENS! LAWBREAKERS! LAZER! LEGEND LEVEL 4 MAFFIA MAGNETIC FIELDS MASTER CREW AND ELIMINATION! MIRAGE INT. NETWORK! NEW MASTERS NORTHERN LIGHTS NORTHSTAR! OVERGROWTH OVERSIZE/ASIA INC. PANZERFAUST! PARANOIMIA PHAZE 101 PHOENIX! PHYSIC FIVE PIRANHAS QUACKERS QUARTET! RAZOR 1911 REBELS RED SECTOR INC SARGON SCOOPEX! SETROX SIRIUS CYBERNETICS SILENTS! SPECTRE! SPIRIT STORM! SUBWAY & DREAM TEAM SUNRIDERS ICELAND SUPPLEX! SUPREME! T.D.D. TARTAN ARMY AND TST THE BAND (NORWAY) THE RISING FORCE TIMELORDS! TOP SWAP TRAXXION/SINNERS TRIANGLE (THE REAL!) TRONIC UNITED FORCES VISION VISION FACTORY VISUAL ARTS WIZZCAT! WONDERBOYS X-MEN! HEY.... WHAT'S THIS???? A SINEINTRO WITH 32 X 16 PIXELS FONT, STARS, TEXT-GENERATOR AND A RASTER GOBBLING PLAYROUTINE??? IMPOSSIBLE YOU SAY! BUT WE MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE!! WELL, LET'S GET BACK TO BUSINESS! WE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT ANOTHER CRYPTOPACK, THE SIXTH IN THIS SERIE! IT INCLUDES SOME VERY BORING (SORRY!) DEMOS! COME ON PROGRAMMERS, WE WANT NEW IDEAS!!!!!!! WELL, IT'S GETTING CHRISTMAS TIME AND EVERYBODY'S WORKING THEIR ARSES OFF TO GET READY FOR IT! BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN! YET..... A SMALL WORD TO MY CONTACTS.... THIS SENDING'LL PROBABLY BE THE LAST BEFORE X-MAS, I'M SO FUCKING LAZY NOW!!!! OH SHIT, THIS IS GETTING LAME! FOR YOU GUYS WAITING FOR OUR CONTACT ADDRESSES, LET'S GET ON WITH IT.... (WE ONLY REPLY TO GOOD GROUPS!): WRITE TO: P.O.BOX 217 s3 6801 F0RDE s3 NORWAY! OR ROLIGHETEN 14 3029 DRAMMEN NORWAY OR P.O.BOX 141 s3 3055 KR.ELVA NORWAY DID YOU GET IT??? IF NO, READ SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!!! NOW VECTORSAND EH.. MAN(DAG?) WILL WRITE SOME LINES.... HAVE NO FEAR....(VECTORMAN IS HERE!) I MAY BE BACK! ******* ********** OH YES! HERE I AM! LAY DOWN ON THE FLOOR THE MEGAFAMOUS VICTOR IS SPEAKING!!! HIHIHIIIII........ GREAT FUN ISN'T IT? I JUST LOVE TO WRITE SCROLLTEXT!! *** I SHALL START WITH CORRECTING BLACKSTAR WHEN HE TYPED THAT THIS WAS A 32 X 16 SINESCROLLER... THE RIGHT DATAS ARE: 29 X 16 BUT THEN TAKE IN ACCOUNT APROX. 32 RASTERLINES FREE!! WITHOUT MUSIC, LOGO, SPRITES, COLS AND THAT STUFF: 40 X 16!!! NOW BEAT THAT!!!!!!! HOHOHOHOOO IS THERE ANY NICE KIDS HERE??...... JUL ER NO TULL, SP0R DU MEG!!.... THE ONLY REALLY COOL ABOUT XMAS IS THE NICE FOOD!!.............. AND AS I AM A CODER, I *MUST* TALK SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT OTHER DEMOS!! MESSAGE TO ALL LAMERS NOT BEING ABLE TO MAKE MORE THAN 16 X 16 SINESCROLLERS:..... I JUST ASK: HOW COME YOU DO NOT HAVE 32 X 16???... IT MUST BE THE SIMPLEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!..... 2. MASSAGE: PLEAASE STOP MAKING THOSE 16 X 16 2 PLANES BOBS!! OOOHH I AM SOO TIRED OF THOSE!! GREETINGS TO ALL CODERS HAVING NEW IDEAS!.... BEST DEMO OF THIS AUTUMN: SNURKEL SCROLLER BY FAIRLIGHT... (NOT THE ONLY GOOD ONE THOUGH!)... IF YA WANNA BUY A INTRO THEN WRITE TO: TOM BECH s3 ** HAMRETUNET 10 ** 6800 F0RDE s3 ** NORWAY THE PRIZE DEPENDS OFCOURSE ON WHAT YOU WANT AND WHO YOU ARE... AND YOU WILL NATURALLY GET THE SOURCECODE TOO!!.... IT'S TIME TO GET FUNKY!... BLACKSTAR IS COMING UP!! SEE YA! ********* VAERSAAGOD SVARTFAEN!! **************.... I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN SOME SHIT BACK TO HIM, BUT THAT'LL HAVE TO WAIT.... I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS A STORY..... AS YOU ALL (SHOULD) KNOW, THE AMIGA'S POPULARITY HAS INCREASED ENORMOUSLY THE LAST YEAR.... AND EVEN IN THIS DISTRICT, PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY BEGINNING TO BUY AND USE THIS MACHINE! SO, THEY MEET AND DECIDE TO FORM A NEW GROUP! THEY HOPE THEY CAN BE AS FAMOUS AS THE BIG GROUPS IN NORWAY! THIS TALE IS A TALE OF THIS TYPE OF PEOPLE.... TO BEGIN WITH, WE HAVE A NICE LITTLE GROUP WITH AT LEAST ONE MEMBER FROM THIS DISTRICT.... THEY CALL THEMSELVES ......THE BAD DUDES (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!) LET ME TELL YOU, THE ONLY BAD THING ABOUT THESE DUDES IS: THE GUY GOES TO BED AT 11.00 P.M EVERY SATURDAY!! ME AND ANOTHER LOCAL GUY (A COOL ONE!) WENT UP TO THIS LAMER TO BORROW SOME DISKS WITH 'NEW' STUFF (HE USUALLY DOES THIS WHEN HE NEEDS MORE DISKS!) AND I TOGGLED ALONG JUST TO SEE IF THE GUY WAS AS DISGUSTING AS I WAS TOLD.... THE TIME WAS ...11.30 P.M WE RANG THE DOORBELL AND WAITED.... AND WAITED.... AFTER QUITE A PAUSE, HIS FATHER CAME OUT AND SAID... 'YOU CAN'T SEE MORTEN! HE'S SLEEPING!' I HAD TO SCRATCH MY ARM UNTIL IT STARTED BLEEDING JUST TO AVOID A WILD AND UNCONTROLLED ATTACK OF LAUGHTER! I HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING WORSE..... UNTIL MY FRIEND SHOWED ME THE GUY A FEW DAYS LATER.... THIS TIME I DIDN'T WANT TO LAUGH! I FELT AN URGE TO THROW UP! BUT FORTUNATELY I MANAGED TO RESTRAIN MYSELF! WELL, I WON'T WRITE MORE ABOUT HIM EXCEPT .... CRYPTOBURNERS SENDS OFFICIAL FUCKINGS TO: TBD! NEXT ON OUR (MY!) HATE LIST IS: A LITTLE, UGLY GUY FROM A NEARBY TOWN CALLED FLOR0! HE THINKS HE'S COOL! YEAH! REAL COOL! YOU FREEZE INSTANTLY WHEN YOU SEE HIM! HE CAN'T BE TALLER THAN 1.50 METRES AND STILL HE CLAIMS TO BE 17 YEARS OLD! SHIT, EITHER HE'S A FUCKING LIAR, OR HE'S A DWARF (PROBABLY BOTH!) I THINK HE CALLS HIMSELF STARBLASTER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! GEE, TALK ABOUT COOL NAME FOR A COOL DUDE!!! (THIS W A S IRONIC!) SO, FUCKINGS NO. 2 FROM CRB GOES TO ... STARBLASTER (?) NUMBER THREE ARE ELECTROBUGS, BUT THESE GUYS ARE SO LAME THERE'S NO REASON TO WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT THEM, OFFICIAL FUCKINGS FROM ALL OF CRYPTOBURNERS! THE WORST THING I KNOW IS WHEN LOCAL GUYS COME UP TO YOU, AND THEY ASK YOU ABOUT COPYING GAMES.... ONE DAY I'LL EXPLODE IN FURY! (THAT'D BE FUN!) I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ANY MORE SHIT ABOUT OTHER GUYS NOW (IVORY'S DEAD, SO NOW WE CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE ABOUT 'NORWAY'S LEADING GROUP' AS THEY CLAIM(ED!) TO BE!) I JUST WANT TO CORRECT SOME LINES WRITTEN BY VECTORMAN.... HEY VIC... (PAC-PIKK?) THE CORRECT USE OF ARTICLE IN FRONT OF THE WORD 'INTRO' IS 'AN' NOT 'A' AS YOU USED! THIS RULE GOES FOR ALL WORDS BEGINNING WITH A VOCALE (BOTH IN WRITING AND IN SAYING!) (AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, I WON'T BOTHER CORRECTING ANY SPELLING ERRORS OF HIS THIS TIME!) AND NOW, I WILL LET OUR FRIEND VECTORVIC GET BACK, BUT HAVE NO FEAR (NO VICDICK! YOU CAN'T WRITE ANYTHING HERE NOW!) I WILL DEFINITELY BE BACK...... SO HERE YOU ARE ...MANNNNNN ****************** AND WITH THOSE NICE AND GENTLE WORDS BLACKSHIT HOPEFULLY GOES TO DO SOMETHING ON THE BATHROOM SO THAT I CAN BE LEFT ALONE FOR AWILE!!....................HEEY! HVORHEN DU ER I VERDEN... DET ER DEILIG AA SL0VE I SKYGGEN... HOLD DEG VAAKEN MED SKJERPEDE 0YNE! STORE H0VDING SKVISE LITT HARDERE... (JEG SKJ0NNER IKKE VITSEN MED)... MAS, MAS, MAS OVER HELE LINJA... MANDAG HELE AARET!! DET ER IKKE NOE AA LE AV, MEEN JEG KAN IKKE LA VAEREE... DUMDUMDUMBANG TSJ... SPLIIIIIIIIITER PINE!... SPLITTER PIINE!! ************ OHHH YEAH!!!!!! WOOOOWWW!!! WITH THIS TEXT OF THE BEST NORWEGIAN GROUP, DUMDUM BOYS, I WILL SEND A MESSAGE TO DEN SVARTE FANDEN: MOST OF THE HOUSE MUSIC IS CRAP!!!!.....FUCK ALL HEAVY DIGGERS!!!....... NONONONONO..... UNO ... YEAH TIME FOR SOME REAL RUDE LINES!!! (BLACKSTAR HAS RETURNED FROM THE BATHROOM)... HEY BLACKIE!! TIME FOR YOU TO WRITE SOME SHIT! BUT, REMEMBER WHO'S THE BEST IN MATHEMATICS?? (NO, I WILL NOT START LISTING UP ALL THE FORMULAS!!) HELVETE!! SATANS PARANTES KEY!! I FEEL LIKE HAVING DRUNK TOO MUCH!!... I WAKE UP EVERY SUNDAY MORNING HAVING HEADACHE AND NO APETITE!! IT HAS GROWN TO BE AN HABIT, EVEN WHEN HAVING HAD A 'QUIET' SATURDAY EVENING!!.... NOW BLACKIE....HERE YOU GOOO...... (ZZZZZZ... NO MORE INTRESTING STORIES PLEASE!)********** TALK IS CHEAP! I'M BACK, AND I'LL TRY TO RAISE THE STANDARD OF THIS SCROLLTEXT WITH SOME REAL BULL! (VERY HARD CONSIDIRING WHO JUST LEFT!) NOW.... BEVOER (GERMAN FOR BEFORE I HOPE!) I SAY ANYTHING ELSE, LET ME WRITE SOME WORDS TO STD OF VISION FACTORY..... I'M GLAD YOU LIKED THE SONGS I SENT YOU, I'M WAITING FOR 'ERIK THE VIKING' PLUS YOUR LATEST SONGS! STAY COOL AND KEEP UP THE REAL WILD CALLS!!! (REMEMBER RAMBOS! ROBOCOP II!?) WELL, SEE YA AT OUR COPYPARTY IN APRIL 1990! MESSAGE TO THE PUBLIC... MORE INFO. ABOUT OUR PARTY WHEN AVAILABLE.... OH SHIT, I FORGOT TO SAY SOME SHITTY WORDS BACK TO VICTORAND! YOU MAY BE BETTER THAN ME AT MATHEMATICS, BUT I SURE AS HELL BEAT YOU AT ENGLISH! AND, YOU'RE COMPLETELY WRONG IN YOUR JUDGEMENT OF HOUSE MUSIC!!!!! IT'S JUST GREAT! IT'S ...DEF!!! (ANOTHER EXPRESSION UNKNOWN TO HIM!!! HEHE!) THE LAST FEW WEEKS SOME PEOPLE (FOREIGNERS!) HAVE WRITTEN TO ME AND SAID ... 'YOUR SCROLLTEXTS CONTAIN TOO MUCH NORWEGIAN' TO THAT I CAN ONLY SAY: VI (IHVERTFALL JEG!) ER NORSK, OG DET ER VI (JEG!) STOLT AV! SAA IKKE KOM HER OG SI AT VI SKAL SKRIVE BARE ENGELSK, FOR DET ER NOE DRITT! (IKKE ENGELSK DA, BARE DET AT FOLK KLAGER!) ABER, ICH KANN EIN BISCHEN DEUTSCH SCHREIBEN. ICH HABE NUR 4 IN DEUTSCH (ON A SCALE FROM 0-6, 0 IS LOWEST) (IN DIE SCHULE!) SO ICH HABE VIELE FEHLER! ABER, SIE MUSSEN MIR NICH MISSVERSTEHEN! ICH GLAUBE, DASS ICH DEUTSCH BESSER SPRACHEN (SCHREIBEN) KANN, ALS DIE MEISTEN DEUTSCHE LEUTE NORWEGISCH SCRHEIBEN KANN! GEE, THAT WAS THE MOST COMPLEX SENTENCE I'VE EVER WRITTEN IN GERMAN (I THINK!) I'M AFRAID I CAN'T SPEAK ANY OTHER LANGUAGES (EXCEPT ANTARCTICAL LANGUAGE!) (THE PENGUINS' LANGUAGE!) HICDICK HAS GOT SOME INSPIRATION NOW, SO WHY NOT LET IT FLOW ALL OVER YOU (LIKE VOMIT!!?!) L8R DUDES! ......SO BLACKIE SPEAKS PENGUIN LANGUAGE?? FROM NOW I'LL START CALL HIM SHIT-BIRD!!... *** EVERONE NEEDS IT.... SO HARD TO FIND IT.... SEEENTIMENTAL HYYGEEENE.... (ZEVON).... **** HEI! KJENNER DU JESUS? ........*** JESUS REDDER!!...... - MEN IVERS SCORER PAA RETUREN!!...... WHY ALL THESE INSANE (YO!) SENTENCES? WEEL.. AS I AM A 3RD GRADE STUDENT AT THE LOCAL GYMNASIUM, I WILL AT THE END OF THIS YEAR, AFTER MY FINAL EXAMS, BE WHAT WE IN NORWEGIAN CALL A 'R0D RUSS'... THATS EQUAL TO LOTS OF BOOZE AND FUN!! THATS WHAT KEEPS ME GOING NOWADAYS! NOW TO THE WEIRD SENTENCES... THEY ARE 'RUSSE' SLOGANS (EVERYBODY MUST FIND ONE)... AND I MUST PICK ONE THIS WEEK HERE IS SOME MORE:.... BARE D0D FISK SV0MMER MED STR0MMEN... ...VI VET IKKE HVA VI VIL, MEN VI VIL DET SOM BARE FAEN!!... OR WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE: ...ALL DENNE 0LDRIKKINGEN VIL BLI MIN URIN!!.... HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHOSTHARKRALLERALLEEEHMMM.... NOW IT IS AGAIN TIME FOR SOME BAD HUMOUR COZ BLACKJACK IS HEREEEEEEE........ ****** - THAT WAS SOME SMILEYS! AND HERE ARE SOME MORE *******........C YA!....... HEY FANS! I'M BACK! PYRO(WO)MAN IS TALKING ABOUT BAD HUMOUR! HE CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!! HE WROTE SOME TYPICAL 'GYMNAS-HUMOR!' THAT IS TYPICAL HIGH-SCHOOL HUMOUR FOR YOU ENGLISH SPEAKING DUDES! OHH! PLEASE HELP ME! I'VE GOTTA PREVENT MY FINGERS (MY WHOLE ARM!) FROM RUNNING DOWN MY THROAT! (YOU DO THAT WHEN YOU DESPERATELY WANTS (NEEDS?) TO PUKE!). SHIT! PUUU(KE)H I MANAGED IT! YEAH! BACK TO BASIC! I HAVE A SMALL NOTE FOR SOME FRIENDS IN VISUAL ARTS..... HEI FRITJOF (ER FAREN DIN BONDE?) JEG DIGGER MEG MER ENN DU DIGGER DEG! AEDDA BAEDDA! I BELIVE THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE HAVING READ QUITE A LOT OF THIS SCROLLTEXT NOW, BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T BE READING THIS (I AM WIDELY KNOWN FOR MY LOGICAL RESONNEMENT!) LAIDES AND GENTLEMEN.... THE MOST AMUSING MOVIE OF THIS DECADE IS: MONTY PYTHON'S 'LIFE OF BRIAN' AFTER THAT, SEVERAL OTHER MONTY PYTHON PRODUCTIONS FOLLOW. AS YOU PROBABLY HAVE GUESSED, I LOVE SICK HUMOUR (SICK HUMOUR IS ONE THING! THAT EXPRESSIOPN IS MUCH TO WEAK FOR TISSEMANN'S HUMOUR! HIS IS IN THE AREA AROUND .... PERV.... WELL, WHO AM I TO JUDGE??? WHY DON'T YOU READ YOURSELF, COZ THE BIG (?), BAD (?) WOLF (DUCK WOULD BE APPROPRIATE!) IS HERE TO 'AMUSE' YOU ..... HERE YOU GO DUCKMANN (EN NY DIMENSJON INNEN SUPERHELTER!!!! YEAH DUCKBRAIN GOES WILD!) ********************* ARF ARF ARF!!! YOU FORGOT SOMETHING BLACKBAT!... ) .... OOHH YEAH! I'VE GOT REALLY PERV HUMOUR!!... THAT'S COOL!... NOW A LITTLE NOTE TO -YOU- ..THE READER.. IF YOU THINK THAT THIS TEXT IS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY YOU MUST BE EVEN SICKER THAN ME (DILDOMAN).... (OH NOOOO.... THERE GOES MY PRIZE!! - VCM) ...OOPS DID WE (?) SAY SOMETHING WRONG??...NOOO.... FAKESTAR IS QUITE TIRED NOW I HEAR!!...LAMER... WHY DONT WE HAVE SOME BOOZE??....TOO BAD... THE CLOCK IS NOW 04.08 (DAY OR NIGHT? - GUESS!) AND...GEE...I THINK I MUST LET THE DWARF TKE OVER BEFORE HE FALLS ASLEEP... HERE WE GO (AGAIN)....................BLACKSORF!!.............BLACKIE!!........HEY!! WAKE UP!!.......SHIT!..........BANG!!! ROOOMMMLLLE!!!.......YEAH GREAT! HERE YOU ARE: ***** YEAH! YOU LOVE MY SMILEY (YEAH, MY FIRST AMIGA-GFX!) WELL, VICSICK... YOU MUST BE REALLY TIRED NOW..... IMAGINE TO TELL SUCH LIES..... I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE BATHROOM (I USE OUR GARDEN, THAT GIVES NOURISHMENT TO OUR PLANTS!) SO HIPHOPSICK.... I WAS IN THE GARDEN... WELL, THAT ISN'T REALLY INTERESTING IS IT? WE WILL NOW APPROACH THE END OF THIS SCROLLTEXT, BUT BEFORE CLOSING DOWN, A FEW WORDS FLIES FROM MY KEYBOARD AND ONTO YOUR SCREEN....... HI OUTLAWS OF ESCAPE..... CONTACT VICDICK..... HI ZELNIK OF PARANOIMIA... YOU'RE GETTING SLOWER!!! WHERE'S THE FILM YOU PROMISED? WELL, STAY COOL AND DIG THE * MESSAGE FROM VICPICK TO HAN DERRE HERR(E?)MANN OF COMMAND OF VISION: LONG TIME NO SEE ..... HEY FADE ONE OF MAGIC ARTS.... I REALLY LIKE YOUR SENDINGS! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, STAY COOL AND JOIN WSF! NOEN ORD TIL 'DE KOOLA GRABBAR' AT MIRAGE SWE..... JAG HOPPAS AT NI GILLAR VAARAS CRYPTOKU! REBELS.... YEAH! MANY NEW DIVISIONS LATELY!! GOOD LUCK! HOPE YOUR CODING IS GOING WELL! AND TO A VERY COOL DUDE IN KEFRENS.... MILKSHAKE! WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? YOUR GFX ARE NEAT! IF YOU'RE OUT OF WORK, WE'LL ALWAYS ACCEPT NEW GFX FROM YOU! GLADIATOR OF IT... INTERESSANT IDE ANG. MUSIKERE I NORGE! DET KAN KANSKJE BLI NOE AV DET! MEGET BRA SANGER DU SENDTE! I REALLY DON'T BOTHER TO SEND ANY OTHER MESSAGES! IF YOU WANT A MESSAGE IN OUR NEXT PRODUCTION, SEND ME 100 NKR AND I'LL WRITE YOU ONE!!!! YOU MAY NOW EXIT THIS LITTLE DICKSHIT! JEG MAA BARE SI...... JEG ER SUPEROPPTILKJEMPEFANTAFENOMENALISTISK! DESSUTEN ER VISUAL ARTS LAME SOM STEMMER FREMSKRITTSPARTIET! SIGNED FATDICK AND VICSICK OF KOLARGOLENE 1989! CRB 1989! * * ** **** *** *** ************ YOU'RE REALLY CURIOUS AREN'T YOU????