SENOLC FO  HELLO GUYS [THE COOL ONES]!! THIS IS OUR FIRST INTRO CODED BY THE MEGA-MIGHTY    BOZO   FONT DRAWN BY 
IDLE OF CLONES [THANKS]!  LOGO DRAWN BY              SOBOHP   AND MUSIC MADE BY             ITTNAWS          OF ODYSSEY. 
FART OF CLONES MEMBERS ARE PHOBOS[SWAPPER], BOZO[CODER] AND ZAMMY[ARTIST]... SHIT I'M ALREADY OUT OF IDEAS. SHIT! 
ALL RIGHT ,HERE COMES A JOKE... QUESTION: WHAT IS DANGEROUS AND EATS NUTS?......... ANSWER: SYPHILIS. ANOTHER JOKE... 
QUESTION [AGAIN]: WHY WASN'T THE CHRIST BORN IN MEXICO?.........BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T FIND THREE WISE MEN AND A VIRGIN 
[APPLAUSE AND LAUGH]. YOU CAN CONTACT US AT ADRESS:   FART HQ  wd    PL2     45740KSNK   FINLAND   AND NO DISKS MEANS 
NO ANSWER!!!!!! NO LAMERS, IF YOU DON'T SEND AT LEAST 10 DISKS [NO CHANCE TO GET THEM BACK]. FART SPEZIAL GREEZ GO TO 
FOLLOWING PERSONS : MIKE OF SPECTRE, LARRY, MINDBLAST, BEYOND LOGIC, HITCER OF AFL, AND ALL OTHERS I HAVE FORGOTTEN. 
SHUT UP ASSHOLE [MEANS BOZO, COZ HE'S REMARKING OF EVERY MISTYPING I MAKE]. AND NOW IT'S BOZO'S TURN TO WRITE SOME SHIT. 
STAGE IS YOURS BOZO [MEGA-MIGHTY]. THAT GEEZER WHO TYPED WAS PHOBOS. OK THIS IS BOZO TYPING... SHIT THERE'S NO OEOE 
IN THE KEYBOARD. [MEANS A FINNISH LETTER O THAT HAS SOME DOTS ON IT]. I'M OUT OF STORIES ,SO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S 
HAPPENING HERE. FIRST THERE'S ZAMMY WHO [SHUT UP ,YOU KNOW WHO] IS READING AN ENGLISH DICTIONARY... THERE'S SOME 
INTERESTING WORDS AS RECTUM. PHOBOS WANTS TO THROW SOME FUCKINGS TO TERHI [SAGE] PHOBOS PIDA TURPAS KII! ALL RIGHT 
FOLKS, HERE COMES A STORY OF BIGGEST LAMER IN WHOLE WORLD: , SAGE: AT THE 28TH OF DECEMBER HE CALLED US AND SAID THAT 
HE AND FART WAS KICKED OUT OF CLONES. THE FUNNIEST THING WAS THAT ONLY HE WAS KICKED OUT. HMMM. LAMER! AND NOW I WANT TO 
REMIND OF OUR MUZAX COMPETITION. RULES YOU CAN FIND FROM FUD 4.0, IF YOU DON'T HAVE THAT DISK, WRITE TO FART HQ, AND SEND 
ONE DISK, AND YOU WILL GET IT BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. IF YOU WANT SOME HOT STUFF, WRITE TO SAME ADRESS AND SEND DISKS. 
ALL RIGHT PHOBOS' TYPING IS OVER NOW. BYE FOLKS!!! BOZO IS TYPING AGAIN... PHOBOS JUST WENT TO EAT ,SO WE CAN STOP OUR 
ARGUMENTS WITH HIM. AND HERE COMES A JOKE AGAIN... QUESTION: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS TOO FAT ??? ANSWER: 
WHEN SHE SITS ON YOUR FACE AND YOU CAN'T HEAR THE STEREO... THAT WAS A GOOD ONE [I HOPE]. WE ARE AT PHOBOS' PLACE AND THE 
ROOM IS A MESS AS USUAL. PHOBOS AND ZAMMY JUST TRIED TO SING SOME DIRE STRAITS [A GREAT BAND]. IT WAS AWFUL. ZAMMY PLAYS 
THE GUITAR AND HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO BE AS GOOD AS MARK KNOPFLER [HAHHAHAAA]. HOPE THAT WAS A JOKE. PHOBOS JUST WENT TO 
THE PHONE TO TALK SOME BULL WITH SOME GUYS. BOZO'S SIGNING OUT NOW... ZAMMY HOP ON THE KEYBOARD...   LKSJG[OKDJG... WHAT..
THIS IS NOT KEYBOARD, WELL I JUST PLAYED THE 8TH OF BEETHOVEN...   SO, AS EARLIER WAS MENTIONED, I'M GONNA BE JUST AS GOOD 
GUITAR PLAYER AS MARK KNOPFLER IS. I HAVE ALREADY MADE SOME PROGRESS IN MY ATTEMPT: I CAN ALREADY PLAY THE SOLO IN THE END 
OF SULTANS OF SWING [THE GREATEST]. WE ALL LOVE SCHOOL [EXEPT THREE OF US..] 'COS OUR TEACHERS ARE SO LOVELY, ECSPECIALLY 
PHOBOS' MATHS TEACHER, THE VERY LOVED TARJA 'BE QUIET' PELLINEN. OH YES, NEXT WEEK WE HAVE A SKIING VACATION, BUT WHO'S 
GONNA SKI???  HERE COMES AN ADVERTISEMENT: DID YA KNOW THAT FINLAND IS AN EXELLENT PLACE FOR FREAKS TO LIVE 'COS THERE'S 
NO SOFTWARECOPS AROUND HERE...WELL, NO GOOD THINGS WITHOUT BAD NEWS: THE PRICES ARE VERY, VERY AND ONCE AGAIN VERY HIGH 
HERE.. ZAMMY'S GREETINGS GO TO PHOBOS, BOZO, RANGER AND DAGGER ,LATE THE GREAT AND ALL OTHER COLD 'N' COOL GUYS... NEXT 
GAYS  FUCK AND SHUT UP... JUHIS THE ASSHOLE, KESKI THE KIRISTAJA AND PAAWO ... NOW I HAVE SAID EVERYTHING I HAD IN MIND...
BUT OH NO, PHOBOS IS AGAIN PLANNING A JOKE.. WELL GOOD BYE FROM ZAMMY WHO'S GOING TO PLAY AGAIN.... WELL THE LAST JOKE: A 
NIGGER CAME INTO DOCTOR'S. HE HAD A TERRIBLE HEADACHE.  WHEN HE ASKED FOR SOME MEDICINE, DOCTOR ASKED HIM TO TAKE OFF ALL 
CLOTHES. HE SURPRISED, BUT DID AS THE DOCTOR SAID. DOCTOR SAID THAT HE MUST GO TO THE CORNER AND KNEEL. THEN HE HAD TO GO 
TO ANOTHER CORNER AND KNEEL AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. AT LAST THE NIGGER ASKED: HOW DOES THIS CURE MY HEADACHE. THE DOCTOR SAID: 
THIS HASN'T GOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR HEADACHE ,BUT I'LL GET A NEW LEATHER COUCH NEW WEEK AND I WANT TO SEE HOW IT FITS 
THE ROOM.[HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAA]. THIS IS THE END THAT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR... THE TEXT WILL START FROM 
THE BEGINNING NOW.